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Wigwam Proverbs

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The other thread about what people have learned here got me to thinking it might be mildly amusing to have a few Wam proverbs...

1) At least eight box swaps in nine are a waste of time

2) All that glitters is not Nordost

3) A journey of a thousand systems begins with just one box swap

4) Better to remain silent and be thought a fool that to post and remove all doubt

5) Hell hath no fury like an audiophile scorned

6) If God had meant us to listen to test tones he'd have given us spectrum analysers

7) If at first you don't succeed buy, buy and buy again

and my favourite:

8) In the kingdom of the deaf the one eared man is king

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The simple believes everything, but the prudent gives thought to his steps

Whoever is slow to anger has great understanding, but he who has a hasty temper exalts folly

A tranquil heart gives life to the flesh, but envy makes the bones rot

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A thing of beauty is a joy for a fortnight

Power cables corrupt, and Absolute's power cables, er, don't

All work and no play makes Jack a small fortune

The Devialet makes work for idle hands

OK, OK, I was only joking ...

VB

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If you can't stand the heat, go Solid State.

- - - Updated - - -

Or one good Turntable deserves another....don't get me started.

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Never paint your marbles brown when you're eating maltesers.

Not hi fi related just wise words, be careful out there :-)

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It's only a bloody stereo

:^ This must be the Wam classic.

The runner ups:

- There are no differences between cables

- alternative version: All cables sound the same

- Good amplifiers sound transparent

- Cable thread, anyone?

- I disagree

PS: I don't agree on all proverbs, but they're Wam proverbs...

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It's 90% nonsense 10% genius.

Nonsense :D.

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