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This is by far the best invention since Peter Belt. (Mods, please feel free to delete this post if I've broken any rules)

Where do I sign?

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One born every minute

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Wow, so much more!

For the ultra stupid, see here!

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“Expert installation advice available, just ask.”

So of you are unable to Gaffer (or is it Gaffa) tape a wooden block to something they will give you expert advice! I guess if your stupid enough to buy these you probably will have trouble using a self adhesive tape.

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1 minute ago, Strider said:

Wow, so much more!

For the ultra stupid, see here!

:rofl:

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2 minutes ago, Strider said:

Wow, so much more!

For the ultra stupid, see here!

Awesome! I must admit, I do have concerns that my amplifier may turn into a werewolf during a full moon but I no longer have to worry!

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You would be better off getting rid of their mains purifier mat and using a prayer mat. More chance of success.

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The products are beyond ridiculous, best of all read the product reviews!!:notworthy:

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:o Magic beans, they must be full of magic beans.

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Or even better the full techncal description of how they work:

The special crystal material in the mats is activated by surrounding electromagnetic energy. They creat an extended electric and magnetic field. Once activated, the extended electric and magnetic fields affects the polarity of all electrons and protons in close proximity; affecting their oscillation by making them more aligned with each other. This reaction creates an affect that makes the transfer or sharing of electrons between atoms more streamline and efficient. This results in a calming effect. The results are a stunningly enhanced purity and energy of the video or audio signal. The active elements inside the mats are specially formed crystals that are resistant to damage and will never lose their effectiveness.

When he says creat does he mean you have to piss on them?

Reminds me of....no stop there lad......

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7 minutes ago, jkbmusic said:

:o Magic beans, they must be full of magic beans.

If that is the case it’s best to avoid them, according to my mate Jack.

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11 minutes ago, George 47 said:

You would be better off getting rid of their mains purifier mat and using a prayer mat. More chance of success.

Nah...not a prayer

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1 minute ago, George 47 said:

Or even better the full techncal description of how they work:

The special crystal material in the mats is activated by surrounding electromagnetic energy. They creat an extended electric and magnetic field. Once activated, the extended electric and magnetic fields affects the polarity of all electrons and protons in close proximity; affecting their oscillation by making them more aligned with each other. This reaction creates an affect that makes the transfer or sharing of electrons between atoms more streamline and efficient. This results in a calming effect. The results are a stunningly enhanced purity and energy of the video or audio signal. The active elements inside the mats are specially formed crystals that are resistant to damage and will never lose their effectiveness.

When he says creat does he mean you have to piss on them?

Reminds me of....no stop there lad......

So, I knew all those inventors, physicists, and engineers were wrong all along. Tesla had us all going for years!:wall:

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1 minute ago, Blackmetalboon said:

If that is the case it’s best to avoid them, according to my mate Jack.

I know his mate, he’s a giant of a man.

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