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Valentine's Day songs to woo the wife, girlfriend...

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It's not what you think. It's a tongue-in-cheek look at alternative love songs.

In true Alan 'fluff' Freeman style: "From his Look Sharp album, it's Joe Jackson and Fools In Love. Not arf...."

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Valentine's Day songs to woo the wife, girlfriend...

Which one? And no i don't mean the wife... Which girlfriend? :D

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Whilst at a valentines dinner dance a many years ago the question of what is your song? Many couples came up with songs like With You I'm Born Again etc. 

When it came to our turn I said Ain't Gonna Bump No More by Joe Tex. It was a very quiet drive home. Women don't have sence of humour when it comes to that sort of thing. 

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Super Wammer

 You ain't seen nothing yet

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4 hours ago, insider9 said:

Valentine's Day songs to woo the wife, girlfriend...

Which one? And no i don't mean the wife... Which girlfriend? :D

Au contraire... not while still attached.

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Super Wammer

Deep Purple - Living Wreck

The lyrics go like this....

You came along for a weekend
But you only stayed for one night
You took off your hair, you pulled out your teeth
Oh I almost died of fright
You'd better do something for your own sake
Yes it's a shame
Ah you know you're a living wreck
You said you were a virgin
Full of promise and mystery
But I knew that you would bring me down
'Cos everyone calls you big G
You'd better do something for your own sake
Yes it's a shame
Ah you know you're a living wreck
You said you're gonna love me
You said you're gonna set me free
But I knew that you would bring me down
And cause me misery
You'd better do something for your own sake
Yes it's a shame
Ah you know you're a living wreck.
 
 

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40 minutes ago, Bignose5 said:

They don't make records like that anymore.  Halcyon days. 

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2 hours ago, AntA said:

They don't make records like that anymore.  Halcyon days. 

Thank f##k for that.

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Yesterday I booked a table for two. Then I realised Mrs. P can't play snooker. (Boom boom tish)

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