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https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/netflix-addict-sent-counselling-after-13397414

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The quacking assassin was awarded two feathers and a beak.

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Some may say there is no difference in this case

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Greggs to open up bakery in GCHQ

https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/cheltenham-news/cheltenham-to-new-greggs-youll-2144977

Surely there has to be some James Bond puns (or buns):

For Your Pies Only

Moonbaker

Goldenpie

Man With The Golden Bun

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Why doesn't James Bond go to a bakery? Because he has wait in a Q. :D

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Huge steer named Knickers avoids knackery due to size

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-10-30/huge-steer-named-knickers-avoids-knackery-due-to-size/10439510

At 194 centimetres high, WA-born steer Knickers is believed to be the tallest in Australia — and one of the tallest in the world.

To put it into perspective, the seven-year-old is almost as tall as NBA star Michael Jordan and weighs more than a Mini Cooper car at about 1,400 kilograms.

That's double the weight of the average Holstein Friesian and half a metre taller — and could make more than 4,000 hamburger lovers happy.

But owner Geoff Pearson of Lake Preston in the state's south-west said Knickers was not destined for the barbecue anytime soon.

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1 hour ago, EddieRUKidding said:

Huge steer named Knickers avoids knackery due to size

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-10-30/huge-steer-named-knickers-avoids-knackery-due-to-size/10439510

At 194 centimetres high, WA-born steer Knickers is believed to be the tallest in Australia — and one of the tallest in the world.

To put it into perspective, the seven-year-old is almost as tall as NBA star Michael Jordan and weighs more than a Mini Cooper car at about 1,400 kilograms.

That's double the weight of the average Holstein Friesian and half a metre taller — and could make more than 4,000 hamburger lovers happy.

But owner Geoff Pearson of Lake Preston in the state's south-west said Knickers was not destined for the barbecue anytime soon.

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Blimey, he's big mother. Has he been near Sellafield?

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