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Top classical pieces for sexytime

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So we have a number of top 10s in this part of the forum. I thought it was time for one a little more risqué but no less pertinent: what are your top classical equivalents of James Brown/Barry White/Enigma songs? That have you running to the couch/bedroom/kitchen counter/Millennium Falcon (SSM).

For me, there were some pieces in here that are pure sexophone (albeit a lot of snoozeworthy tracks too) and one can imagine S&M donning his Chewbacca outfit to.

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Any other suggestions?

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Wagner, Liebestod from Tristan and Isolde. A musical orgasm.

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Just a few selections from my "Modern Classical" thread should get anybody going...

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Dare I mention Ravel's 'Bolero' ?

Trouble is that at my time of life and my medication, the music would climax too early.

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Trouble is that at my time of life and my medication, the music would climax too early.

:rofl:

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william tell overture has a certain pace, as does 'flight of the bumblebee' :)

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ah ...sorry did not notice the word "Classical"

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Careful John, you'll have a heart attack!

Try the Swan of Tuonela.

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These programs work for me all the time:^

Hot and fast shagging on the carpet::shaggers:

Khachaturian: Gayaneh (Sabre Dance, Carpet-making, Lezghinka)

Borodin: Polotvsian Dances

Vivaldi: Four Seasons L'estate (III: Presto)

Tchaikovsky: 1812 Overture

Four poster bed-shagging

Prokofiev: Romeo and Juliet (Balcony Scene)

Rachmaninoff: 2nd Piano Concerto (Adagio)

Rimsky-Korsakov: Scheherazade (The Prince Albert and the Princess)

In the car: :close:

(Lip service while speeding)

Wagner: Ride of the Valkyries, Williams: Star Wars (Fanfare)

(Parked in some botanical garden)

Elgar 2nd Symphony (I: Allegro)

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Bach: Air on G String

Strauss: An der schonen blauen Donau

Smetana: Vltava

SS

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These programs work for me all the time:^

SS

I have a horrible feeling that those are all tried and tested...AND I was just planning supper. :(

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I have a horrible feeling that those are all tried and tested...AND I was just planning supper. :(

Footsie Under the Dining Table

Bizet: Carmen Habanera:^

SS

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Super Wammer

Enigma??? For make giggles not sexytime.

I prefer John Cage, 4'33", on repeat.

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