chrisB

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About chrisB

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    Chris

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  1. chrisB

    Jokes, old or new

    My german girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10. Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done.
  2. Others don't? (That comment is dangerously close. )
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    Random image of the day 3

    The higher the lonelier by Chris Brn, on Flickr
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    Still for moment by Chris Brn, on Flickr
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    Small Crafts On A Milk Sea by Chris Brn, on Flickr
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    Jokes, old or new

    A Greek dies. His life was so-so. Did some good deeds, did some pretty bad stuff. So even though he was sent to hell he was given the option to choose which country’s hell he’d prefer to enter. Each hell is behind a closed door with the country’s word for hell engraved. First he tries the door that has the word Hölle on it. “Wow, German hell. These guys are really organised, so it can’t be that bad!”. He knocks on the door and Adolf (yeah you know which Adolf) opens it. Our guy says “Hey Adolf. I was wondering…. How are you guys holding up here?”. Adolf replies “It’s HELL! Each and every day they whip us with cat o’ nine tails and each night they submerge us in barrels full of excrement” Our guy obviously starts running away without second thought. He tries Hell, he tries Enfer, same story. Finally he reaches ΚΟΛΑΣΗ (hell in greek). Only the letters Κ, Λ are missing on the door; he reads Ο ΑΣΗ (=Oasis). From behind the closed door he can hear Greek music, laughter, the clinging of glasses. Even outside the room it stinks of ouzo and tobacco! He knocks on the door and a Greek dude, totally drunk, opens it a few centimeters. “Hey man. I can choose any country’s Hell I want. I tried the western Hells as they are so organised but I simply can’t do it. So how is it over here?” “Oh you know. They whip us all day and submerge us in excrement all night” Our guy peeks from the small opening and confirms that inside is something between a big party and a small orgy. “Are you fucking kidding me? I see people dancing and drinking inside!” “Shhhhhhhh. This is Greek hell man!!! Sometimes we are short on barrels. Sometimes it’s hard to find shit and our cat o’ nine tails broke down a few millennia ago”
  7. chrisB

    Jokes, old or new

    https://youtu.be/RAGcDi0DRtU
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    Random image of the day 3

    Fantastic shot! What lens Baz? Fluffy dreams [explored 7-10-2017] by Chris Brn, on Flickr
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    Another one from my hometown. By the frozen lake by Chris Brn, on Flickr
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    Thanks mate! The last year I took very few photos. Here's another one from last summer: Fickle sun [explored 12-8-2017] by Chris Brn, on Flickr