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Jezzer last won the day on December 26 2015

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    SB Touch
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    Audiolab 8200CDQ
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    Bel Canto eVo2 GenII
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    Usher Be-718
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  1. Referring to the complex ‘eco-system’ found in old mattresses, Ian Burgess of Insect Research and Development Ltd says: “People could be sleeping with all sorts of creatures. Quite a zoo and botany could be living there: in the middle will be moisture from human sweat and possibly even urine. Combine these moist conditions with warm temperatures and you are likely to find some moulds – and around the edge where there will be welted seams you might find the eggs of bed bugs.”
  2. I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park. It's just really hard trying to find thirty two of them willing to do it.
  3. A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognised it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and, sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realised the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realised the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look," she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."
  4. Hey dad, why is my sister called Teresa? Well, it's because your mum loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram of Easter! Thanks dad! No problem Alan
  5. I've been diagnosed with a certain type of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain 80's bands. There is no cure...
  6. "I'm going to see a specialist doctor in the East End about my skin complaint." "Hackney?" "No, it's a form of thrush." "Shoreditch?" "It really does."
  7. 'The Expanse' - A wonderful sci-fi series which is claimed to be 'Battlestar Galactica meets Game of Thrones'. It's reaching the end of Season Two now and Season One is currently on Netflix. Synopsis here:
  8. I've probably missed any update but shouldn't you have the car by now? A colleague recently picked up an M240i which he loves but treats with great respect in the wet...
  9. You can spec the car with with Bridgestone run flats or Michelin Super Pilot Sports. I think I know which ones you'll be going for!
  10. That's a very good deal on the lease! I was paying £399 a month when I had my M135i a few years ago (auto with pro-Nav but that was about it). Be careful in the wet! That back end can snap out with VERY little warning...