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Everything posted by Cloth-Ears.

  1. Yes. The Ice Warriors ( who live underneath Antarctica ) are causing it.
  2. I liked him for his eccentricenthusiasm and for calling bullshit on the climate change agenda ( which is an evil plot by globalists )
  3. Alternatively, how about a voucher for Supercuts, to sort out that abomination on her head.
  4. Or maybe a scolds bridle, to really make sure
  5. To stuff in her gob and keep it there ............
  6. Is anyone getting the Mrs.Thatcher Sings cd for Christmas ? Just about to be released, in time for Christmas. Recordered during her time at No.10, Mrs.Thatcher sings songs of joy and togetherness. Also has bonus tracks with Sir Keith Joseph and a one off from Douglas Hurd, who impersonates a Dalek.
  7. Stuck for what to buy ? Ask me. I know best ! Tell me who its for, price range, etc. and I'll come up with suggestions.
  8. Heed this, my warning. Wammers must not vote for Labour ! Their leader, Jeremy Corbyn, is in league with The Devil. The leader in waiting and present shadow Chancellor, John McDonnell, has exactly the same beliefs as Pol Pot and you will get your head bashed by a club just for voting Conservative. We must all prevent this evil from rising !
  9. A Freedom Party or other name, may emerge post Brexit and indeed former Brexit supporters might form part of their number. I don't normally like voting tactically, but this election is different for obvious reasons. Even then, its not really a tactical vote for me, because thankfully Farage stood down his candidates in areas where it would negatively impact the furtherence of Brexit. This is so in my constituency. I've actually voted Conservative many times before. When I say I don't like them, I do align with a fair chunk of their positions, but its just that a few things with them have pissed me off in recent times, Bexit itself included.
  10. The Conservatives will win with an outright majority and anyone who thinks otherwise is dumb. That's not to say I trust them, or like them. I'll have to hold my nose to vote for them ( to get Brexit done, as they say ). In fact, I really hate this sitting guvvermint and their many sacks of shit. Post Brexit, I'd like to see a new party emerge, perhaps called the Freedom Party. Time for a change I think.
  11. Greta shood be sent back to skool and given lines for truanting.
  12. Work more Eat better Focus on sorting the most important things and less of the least important, such as arguing with people who are wrong on the internet
  13. 500 mph isn't all that impressive really. A fully grown mountain lion could exceed that in a sprint.
  14. Christmas is coming. Take Prime now, on a pay monthly basis. Use the enhanced delivery to help at Christmas. There are some great shows to watch on Amazon. Less good overall than Netflix, yes, but unique and good ones nevertheless. Man in the High Castle , S4 is soon. So lapse your Netflix for two or three months - they wil retain your data and lists for ten months max. I've said this before but it really is one of the best tips I have for you and now is the time. If yojr tv isn't set up for Amazon you simply plug in the easy to use Amazon firestick, a one off cost now at very low money.
  15. Yeah we've been meaning to for ages. .............. waiting here for someone handy with Photoshop to mock up something ............
  16. I'm not having another one. I'm fed up of cookers, me. I know nowadays you must have an electrician connect up a cooker, but here I'm just getting rid. Do I still need an electrician ? If knot, what practical steps must I take ?
  17. Free standing electric cooker. Doesn't work. Want rid. Won't be replacing it as I cook on other devices. It occurs to me there may be an electrical safety issue involved. What do I need to do with the wiring ? I mean, I don't want to slip on Fairy Liquid and end up with live ends embedded in my gob, or up my bum. ( in case you're wondering, I thought I'd line the space with wood pieces and use it to store stuff ). Will it take an electrician, if not for practical reasons, perhaps for legal or insurance purposes ?
  18. I''ll start us off. How about ............. - John Mcafee - Richard Dolan - Ron Paul - Dweezil Zappa
  19. Who'd you like to see do a long-form cross the desk chat with Joe Rogan ?
  20. .......... Or the one in Ukraine about a decade ago, when a fighter jet showed off a bit too much and sliced through the crowd, leaving arms and legs lying all over the place, as survivors looked on astonished, still holding their plastic bags of bumpf ( I'm sure the videos are still out there somewhere )