Stargazer

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About Stargazer

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    Wammer
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    Devon
  • Real Name
    Victor

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  • Turn Table
    Rega RP1 in storage
  • Digital Source 1
    Cocktail Audio X10
  • My Speakers
    Monitor Audio BX1

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    World
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    Smoke smooth Camel
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    Connect
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    Analysis
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    Shenanigans
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    A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God answered, "No, you have another 40 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit by a car and died immediately. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years, why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the car?" God replied, "I didn't recognize you."
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    Ejaculation
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    Fertile imaginitive cameos
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    Meaningless and boring
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    CONFESSIONS OF A SMALL BOY 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Richie Sumner' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?!' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' 'Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?' 'I cannot say.' 'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?' 'I'll never tell.' 'Was it Nina Capelli?!' 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.' 'Was it Cathy Piriano?' 'My lips are sealed.' 'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?' 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.' The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.' Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?' 'Four months vacation and five good leads.'
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    Without Adam's Apple.
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    Guy Takes the Bathtub Test for Mental Health During a visit to the mental asylum, Guy asked the Director what the criterion was that defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. 'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.' 'Oh, I understand,' said Guy. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or teacup. 'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. (Pause.) ... Guy, do you want a bed near the window?'
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