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Nissan Murano

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There are a few tiny problems with this model:

1. It's a 4wd fake off-roader

2. It's also a people carrier

3. And a Nissan

4. It's called "Moron." (Bit of a giveaway.)

5. Just LOOK at the fucking thing!

Not with the other end of someone else's bargepole.

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is it a car, i thought it was a medallion, all it needs is a neck chain, and a hairy chest to hang on

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rudolph hucker wrote:

wow great looking car.

Someone has taste then! and yes its a family car, I am seriously thinking of chopping in the Jeep for one.

Then again I may look at the Jeep with the Hemmy engine!

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thats Hemi, as in hemispherical, maybe you should get the murano afterall.

:close:

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Not a family car at all. :roll:

Pretend 4Wd should explode on leaving tha factory. Fucking road hogging gas guzzling kiddie killing peice of shit that is mate.

I would suggest you trade the Jeep in for a car. Any car at all will handle better, be safer to other road users, take up less room, be kinder to the environment and you won't have every second car driver muttering "wanker" whenever they see you coming. (They really do by the way.)

Make sure you get the bull bars so the grieving parents have somewhere to tie the flowers.

:off:

Sorry mate, just had to get that off my chest. :peace:

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yea hifiwigwam, but you can't deny it looks good though mate!

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hifiwigwam wrote:

, be safer to other road users, take up less room, be kinder to the environment and you won't have every second car driver muttering "wanker" whenever they see you coming. (They really do by the way.)

I know I do :D
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