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The worlds best laxatives...

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^^ No fun at all.

oh my goodness , that stuff is lethal .........., would clear an elephant very rapidly indeed !

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Three weeks trekking in Nepal was the best laxative I have ever had.

After three weeks of dysentry I got back to the hotel in Kathmandu and in the loo found a huge turd unflushed by the previous occupant. My usual response would be 'antisocial twat' but on this occasion it was 'you lucky, lucky bastard'

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My credit card statement.

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My first nomination is unbleached dried apricots ........

Whoaaaaaaa......:run::shf:

Please don't tell me fresh apricots aren't available in Blighty.:clout::roll:

Biting into a fresh young fruit bursting with juicy goodness is far preferable to chewing dried-up wrinkled old fruit.:nup: I shudder with horror everytime I pass by the vacuum plastic bags of dried fruit in a supermarket.

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Me, I find beans & sweetcorn on toast pretty effective. But not pretty.

yes i never know why we eat them [sweetcorn] as its always in ones end product but it is a good way of measuring transit times [i.e how long it takes from mouth to pan] !!

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Anyone remember Feenamint a chewing gum laxative ?

Sick of the senior bullies at school with their ' ay kid, give us your chewy ' I transferred the said Feenamint to a Wrigleys wrapper and happily doled the 'chewy' out to them.

Abdominal colic and the raging shites cured the bastards.

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